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| You want some mice with that? |
According to this article, some pizza owner in PA was getting pissed that all the other pizzerias were getting a lot of business. What does he do? Goes into the restaurants, and plants mice all over the place. The worst part about the whole thing is the fact that this guy got arrested for this. I'm pretty sure this is exactly what they taught us in like 1st grade. Do what you have to do to get ahead in the game. It's the American way. If a kid is making fun of you on the playground for not having those sick shoes that light up every time you take a step, slap him around in some foursquare. Or in this case, if you don't like the way someone is doing something, just throw some mice around and get shit done. Nothing wrong with that. Like who gets hurt in this situation? No one. It's the pizzeria's own damn fault for being so tasty in the first place. If you're gonna serve delicious food on a daily basis, why not serve it up for some mice too?
Free Nikolas! Free Nikolas! Let's pour some out for Nikolas Galiatsatos tonight, because God knows he's earned it.
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