Thursday, March 31, 2011

7/7 Chicks That Sat In The Same Chair Got Pregnant With Boys


Definition of grimey. Like these chicks are saying that it's "funny". What's funny is that they haven't thrown the chair out yet. When a chair gets 7 chicks pregnant, you know you have to blame the one creepy guy who works there. The guy that no one invited to the annual Christmas party. The guy that no one quite knows if he has family or not because they don't have the balls to actually talk to him. Welp, look out. Because he's 100% the father of your baby. He's totally the one putting his man juice all over that thing. You can't convince me otherwise. This dude's gonna run shit in like 20 years too. Probably starting up a small Army of little boy minions to rule the world after years of being ignored. Just him and his 7 kids pillaging villages and jizzing on chairs to keep the legacy alive.

Shits fucked.

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