New Segment: Creation Of The Day

Some of you may sit there and ask yourself "what in the world does Dave do for fun since he's at Gordon?", and this my friends, is the answer. Meet Benny. The latest creation that was made about 20 minutes ago at dinner. It sucks I didn't think of this yesterday because we made a penguin out of bread which was pretty effing sick, but check in daily for whatever we end up making every night. I think it'll be a good time but hey, I'm just a "douche bag" so we'll see.

P.S. Benny here is the classic whoopie-pie-corn-onion-for-hair-mushroom eye-a-sausage-eye-and-just-munchin'-on-some-pizza-crust combo. Classic.