..by this chick. Look out Rex Ryan, Cindy here is the new HBIC when it comes to loving feet. This ex-paramedic loves them so much, she took a foot from the scene of a car crash. Definition of commitment right here. Like there's being into feet, and then there's hanging out at a car crash, finding a severed foot of a total stranger, and then taking it home and hanging out with it. Gotta love her. Good luck trying to explain this at your next job interview though, Cindy (I'm already writing her off as being single for the rest of her life, so she doesn't need to worry about a spouse of some sort). I can literally see it now: "Hi so, um, there is a uh, story about you, uh, taking a uh, foot? From a, uh, crash scene. Uh, yeah, uh want to, uh explain this for me please?" Like there are plenty of things that you can make up some dumb excuse for, but good luck with this one babe. You're on your own on this one.
happy birthday dave!!!!!
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