Pedophile Or Cool Dude?

My vote is that this guy is a complete pedophile, but honestly that's alright with me because this is awesome. Textbook performance for picking up little kids by this guy right here. Gotta love the creative way of picking up children. Chat rooms are soo 90's. Driving around in a sketchy van with some candy is on it's way out. Making giant bubbles on a beach is the future of pedophiles everywhere, lock it up.