So last Friday night, an 86 year old Great Grandmother fended off a burglar with a broom. What? This has to be the saddest showing of an attempted burglar since 'Nam. How could you ever possibly let that happen? This guy has to be disgustingly depressed right meow. Like bro, an 86 year old chick stopped you from taking shit from her house. With a broom. I didn't even know brooms still existed. This is the 21st century, we have robots to clean up our shit for us now. But I love how this chick doesn't even care about technology. Just give her a stick with some hay attached to the end and she's totally ready to go. Kinda makes me wonder what cool stuff she'd even have in her house worth stealing to begin with.
But seriously now, close your eyes and just imagine how this dude's stay in jail is gonna pan out. Like obviously guys in jail read this blog. That's simply a given. So when they read this, I give him literally 14 miliseconds before he gets jumped and/or raped. And it doesn't even matter if this guy is like MacGuyver when it comes to making shivs either. He could be oozing muscles, but he'd still be the absolute bitch of the jail. Because at the end of the day, nothing quite says 'bitch' like being afraid of an old lady with a broom.
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