Dog Shits All Over Euthanization.... Twice

This little poochy pooch in Oklahoma was a stray, so when he was brought into some animal shelter, naturally they decided to put the little guy to sleep (lame). What does he do? Just kept hopping around the place like it aint no thing. Okay so by now the vets are probably pissed. So they obviously decide that they wont be outsmarted by a little punk who's bitchy mom (get it?) screwed half the dudes in the neighborhood. So this time, when they try to put him to sleep, they just shoot the poison directly into the dude's heart. That'll kill the bastard, right?

Absolutely not. The dog was legit found "prancing around in a trash bin set aside for dead animals." Uhhh hello? If this isn't the coolest story that you've ever heard, consider yourself lucky. Just a little dog, who refuses to believe that euthanization is even real. Then, hops all over the dead corpses of his old street bitches (get it?) as the punctuation mark to this ultimate F-U story.