Thursday, March 10, 2011

What's The Over/Under For How Quickly The McRunner Collapses During A Marathon?


I'm going with under and hour on this one. Why? This guy is training for the L.A. marathon by only eating McDonald's. What? Has he never seen that movie Supersize Me? Like he's literally putting his life in danger right now, all the while training for something that is possibly the most boring thing in the world. Running for 26 miles? Nah I'll pass thanks. This dude really has to get his priorities straight. Eating Mickey D's for 30 days is bad enough, but you might as well do it along with something that's awesome. Like making a giant puzzle or something. Wait is it weird that that's literally the first thing that comes to mind when i thought of "something awesome"? Regardless, having the shits for a month and then trying to train for a marathon just doesn't quite sound like my cup of tea.

If anyone wants to take the 'over' on an hour, feel free to let me know and we'll make something happen. No way he finds a way to stay alive during this thing.

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