I would. Last weekend, this Minnesota native decided to go hit the movies at like 2 in the afternoon. No shame in that right? Gotta get that matinee discount. I respect him for that. Unfortunately, going to see Rango completely hammered swearing left and right and pissing all over the movie theatre doesn't really get my respect (sorry bro). And that's exactly what he did. But honestly, this is probably the best review for a movie of all time, right? Screw Ebert and Roeper. Me and Timothy Elvester here are going to be the best tandem in movie reviewing history. If the movie is good, we'll say it was good. If it was bad, Timmy Boy will just piss all over the place. Because nothing quite says "this movie is boring" like needing to pee on things to entertain yourself.
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