Just as I wrote a story about how I found a chick that I definitely wouldn't bring home to meet Momma and Papa Bear, I give my dating advice again today, except this time, for all the ladies out there.
Don't date this guy.
Why? Because the other day he decided it was a good idea to shit all over his girlfriends door, and then light it on fire. Quality. Just an all around good-guy. But like seriously, there's no way of getting around this one. Like I'm pretty sure that for some things you can make up a pretty decent excuse. You can't really make up an excuse for trapping your pregnant girlfriend inside her apartment while her shit covered door is on fire. Good luck in court there buddy guy!
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