I Read This Story About This Guy That Killed His Ex-Girlfriend And Then Was Running Away And He Thought He Could Jump Into the Grand Canyon To Get Away But He Only Fell 25 Feet So He Got Caught And All I Can Think About Is How Young He Looks?

How old do you think this guy is?! I was guessing 30's. I wasn't even close. Dude is 48! FORTY EIGHT. Wow. I'll have what he's having, thank you very much. Dude looks great. I mean sure he's a murderer but if there's one thing that I believe in, it's giving credit where credit is due. He's gonna be everyone's bitch in jail with a 48 year old baby face like that.