How Much Do You Think The Government Pays This Chick?

Cut all the cutesy shit honey. Forget how adorable this girl is. She's clearly a brainwashing whore and I will have none of it. There's no way the government isn't behind this. Probably a giant scheme to cock block all of us by making us happy. Not this time government. Not this time.


P.S. That made me feel really good about myself. I can do anything.