Is It Too Early To Sign Lil' Papi?

So according to my trusty sources (boston.com) D'Angelo Oritz aka Lil' Papi is absolutely running shit down in Fort Meyers. The kids 6 years old and his swag is already unmeasurable. Just sits back, watches his dad win some Home Run Derby, and studies the player's stances. Can't coach that. He started off hitting righty in the Little League. Then he got bored and changed into a lefty. Now he's a switch hitter. Can't coach that.

The saddest party about this is the fact that I've literally practiced my autograph signature for years. Obviously, I've had absolutely no reason to actually sign anything. This 6 year old kid is friggen signing autographs for everyone down in Flo-Rida like it aint no thang. I honestly don't know why Theo doesn't just give him a contract already. Like let's be real here, how much would it actually cost to sign a 6 year old? What like a pack of Juicy Fruit or something? Couldn't possibly cost more than that, right? At least until he hits puberty.