Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Mayday! Mayday!



So it's obviously Wednesday. Which means so far, my fantasy baseball team (Three Run Boner) have had two full days to fuck shit up and get me a butt load of points. What have they done? Literally have gone 7-48 with 16 strikeouts. For you stat gurus out there, they're collectively hitting .148.. My bunny could hit that in her sleep.

It's not like I have fucking Mike Cameron on my team or anything too. My roster is practically the All Star team. Youk. Pedroia. Han-Ram. Josh Hamilton. Werth. Ichiro. Grienke. Buchholz. It's disgusting. Unfair. Yet they decide to just sit there and strike out? Grow up guys! Get your shit together! Someone get me all of their agents' numbers. Angry voicemails here I come!

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