Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Don't You Just Hate It When You're Driving Your Motorcycle Drunk As Poop And The Boogeyman Makes You Crash?


Fucking Boogeyman. Just causing accidents left and right. I sincerely hope that this James Scarborough guy gets the DUI charges dropped in a heartbeat because at some point credit has to be given where credit is due. Like who over the age of 6 thinks of telling the cops that the Boogeyman was the reason behind something bad happening? Dude's an absolute rockstar! Going into his bag of tricks and dropping the "Boogeyman Bomb" as I like to call it. Classic. What's so great about this is the fact that you know that each and every cop working in the station can relate to the Boogeyman. Everyone knows that the Boogeyman is pretty much a watered down version of STDs for kids. It's like you know he could be anywhere, and you gotta be careful. Hell he could even crash your motorcycle after 47 beers. Douche.

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