Listen I've never been a nerd. Just hasn't really been in my repertoire ever. That being said I can't remember the last time science has made me so excited. Why? Because a new study shows that sex is just as healthy as broccoli and vitamin D. I KNEW there was a reason for broccoli to taste awful! All these years of hating broccoli and now it's pretty much solidified that I'm an absolute genius. I feel like we should hold a press conference or something like that. Definitely would get more ratings than the Osama's dead speech.
But yeah I have to go now. Gotta catch up on lost time from never eating broccoli and vitamin D. Wait does jerking off count? If it doesn't then I'm fucked.
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