1) Breathing
2) Creme Puffs
3) Girls
That's my life in a nutshell. And now that Wisconsin is on the verge of getting creme puffs as their state dessert, you can add hating Wisconsin as #4 on that list. Like before this me and Wisconsin were totally fine. I stayed out of its business, it had the Cheeseheads marrying their cousins and shit like that.Definition of a peaceful friendship. Not anymore. It's like Wisconsin just stole my wicked hot girlfriend from right under my nose. I'm 115% pissed right now and I'm not even sure who to be pissed at. Aaron Rodgers? Can I call the sausage men that run around during Brewers games? Fuck Wisconsin. I'm gonna go piss on their lawn.
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