First, I came with the words. Sitting here, typing out some amazing word porn for all of you to gobble up on a daily basis. Dominated your sense of sight. Then I thought to myself, why stop here? Might as well make your ears fall in love too.
Who could fuck your ears nice and good?
Introducing: Benny Sonic.
Kids my best friend, and a budding DJ. Uhhh hello? Match made in heaven right here. Keep your ears open for his shit every day!
Now all I need to do is figure out someone that can cook, smell, and feels good I guess, right? No clue how that one will work but hopefully within the next couple of years someone will come up with that shit.
I feel good.
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