Old Men Stand Up!

Doesn't even know where to look, that's how excited he is. 

 Rejoice! Be merry! Because now there's a beer that is laced with Viagra! It's only natural to put two great things together to make one completely awesome thing. First it was PB + J. Then came Chuckie Cheese. Now? Boners and Beer! A match made in drunken heaven right here... or is it? Because the more I honestly sit here and think about it, the more I'm convinced that fat chicks must be behind this. Think about it. How do fat chicks get laid? Drunk guys. How do you make drunk guys pitch tents like nothing? Viagra. Boom, just caught on to their little scheme. I'm onto you fat chicks! But only figuratively.. not literally.