Thursday, April 21, 2011
Idiot Ducks Think They Know Something
Seriously ducks? Think you're tough or something? Listen, I think these little guys are as cute as the next guy/girl but there's a reason why they don't have little duck escalators that bring you across ponds. You have fucking wings. The Wright Brothers would've given their firstborns for that shit and here you are, trying to act all fancy? I'm eating a duck for dinner tonight. I hope it's one of your stupid friends too.
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This is why ducks don't go to the mail all that often, they get ridiculed just trying to use one of life's convenient technologies.
ReplyDeleteEither that or they get kicked out by mail security for grinding down the escalator rails.