So according to this article in the NY Times, our beautiful nation's mood is the lowest that it's been for two years. Wait. Did you just hear that? Pretty sure that was me cashing my one way ticket to BoneVille. Listen. Everyone, and I mean everyone knows that it's easiest to pick up a chick when they're sad (don't call me a douche bag, it's just a fact). When the entire nation is sad, that means easy pickins for yours truly! For the first time ever, I'd be a legitimate first round pick because I'm just always happy. It's literally just gonna take a quick little smile at a chick to get her to bump nasties. Stay sad everyone! God Bless America.
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