Meet: The Only 76ers Fan Left

It's weird to think that in some society many moons ago this type of guy was considered to be attractive. I'm pretty sure the only reason he got up out of his chair was because he was losing blood circulation throughout his body (and that's assuming that he could somewhat fit into that chair). People may think he's dancing but he's clearly just trying to get the blood to flow back into his fat feet. What's the over/under for how many Snuggies you could make just out of this guy's skin? Gotta be at least 17, right?