Introducing: Robot Bunny

See this kinda stuff scares the shit out of me. First off, how could they possibly fathom naming this thing Joe. Being the cutest bunny in the world and having a name like Joe just wont get you anywhere. I'd rather take being a paraplegic than having my name be Joe. Speaking of paraplegic, how did it take them so long to notice/address that he couldn't use his back legs? I scoped that shit out immediately. At the 11 second mark I knew this thing was a two legged freak. Took them 30 seconds. Just saying. Okay and yeah it's adorable that this little kid and his dad made him a little rickshaw for his lazy legs. Adorable. But don't you think it being bright red and yellow is some sort of an issue? Forget Joe here looking like a stumbling McDonalds ad, how the hell is he supposed to stand 30 seconds in the wild with that thing? This will backfire, I can tell you that much. Once word gets out that Joe got a new pair of wheels, all the paraplegic mother fuckers will be hanging out in this kid's backyard. Pretty soon there are just gonna be little robot woodland creatures hobbling around all over the place. You heard it here first folks.