Asshole Penguin Cockblocks The Shit Out Of His Neighbor

Listen bro I don't know what kind of bro-code penguins have, but you're being a total douche here. Dude's trying to make his nest, but you have to be a total dick and just grab every pebble the dude finds? Do you honestly realize how hard it is to find rocks in the fucking tundra? Cockblocking motherfucker. Let this dude get his little penguin dick wet you asshole. Don't make him need to flipper-off at night just because he can't get some penguin pussy all because you're being a prick. Go fly or something. OH WAIT! You can't! Pussy.