Try waking up in a morgue freezer. Yup. That'll do it. I mean obviously it sucks to be locked in a morgue in the first place, but he definitely got the double whammy here. Because the only thing worse than being totally not-dead and locked in a freezer full of people that are totally dead is the fact that this guy wont be able to cash in and make a movie/book combo out of it. If I were the 127 hours guy, I would have just spent the entire time scripting out the movie that they'd make. Same can't be said for homeboy here. Like 250 pages of being cold and asleep just doesn't sound like a New York Times bestseller to me. I mean hey, I could be wrong, but I'm never wrong.
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