Friday, July 15, 2011

Next Time You Get Arrested For "Sexually Fondling" A Chick, Just Say That You Were Sleep Walking


Greatest loophole in the history of history? Homeboy was caught fondling a 9 year old girl. What does he do? Just says he was sleepwalking. Bam. Acquitted on the spot. Someone hit the "that was easy" button. Kinda makes you think of what you can get away with these days, right? I mean shit,  did this dude even need a lawyer for this? Kinda seems like a waste of money to me. Because if this was me, I'd honestly just sleepwalk into the court house with morning wood and then grunt a couple of times before having a wet dream on the prosecutor. Case closed.

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