Let me start out by saying that I absolutely hate squirrels. They're literally like the animal version of AIDS. Can't get rid of them, and they're everywhere. That's not even the reason why I think it would have been way better for this little guy to get smashed to bits by that Lambo. I think it was a poor move all around by dodging it to be honest. Dude's a squirrel. By default he's already gonna end up in Hell (no squirrels in Heaven) so why not try to be one of the most badass Hell squirrels to ever die. He legit could've been an absolute stud down there. Getting his nuts rubbed till they were hairless. But now that he dodged that sex on wheels, all he can look forward to is getting hit by a fucking 1992 Honda Civic that at one point was kinda sorta, but definitely not really cool looking... aka this:
So congrats, Mr. Squirrely. You just made the absolute worst decision of your stupid life.
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