Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Wait, Was Hitler Secretly A Bro?


So according to this article, Nazi soldiers kept getting syphilis from those French whores so what does Hitler do? Gives everyone their own Aryan blow up doll. Wham, bam, thank you Hitler. I certainly don't agree with the whole Holocaust ordeal, and I'm not about to go invite him over my house anytime soon, but you gotta give credit where its due. Dude knows his stuff. Give out blow up dolls like they're candy and your army practically builds itself. Not to mention this must be the absolute easiest way in history to make people start to like a certain race more than others. You want your followers to like people with blonde hair and blue eyes? Let them put their bratwurst in a plastic blow up version of them all day. Game, set, match.

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