Raise Your Hand If You Want To See 5,000 Pounds Of Fireworks Exploding Simultaneously!

Uhh so is it too late to sign me up to be a cop? I don't care what the academy has to do to me.. taze me, mase me, water board me, make me lick an old ladies bunions for hours on end (terrible imagery right there, my bad)- sign me the eff up. Really won't wanna be "that guy" but maybe once I'm in I can point out that blowing up 2.5 tons of confiscated fireworks would have looked infinitely cooler at night.. or maybe waiting to do this on the 4th of July instead of the 1st. Another classic case of New Yorkers messing things up once again.