Most Inspirational Speech In The History Of The World

Can't believe I can type through these waves of tears pouring all over my face right now. Where the hell was this kid when I was 6? Coulda used this little pep talk back in the day. To say I drove around with training wheels for a long time would be a ridiculous understatement. The first time I drove anything without training wheels was literally when I got my dumb permit, and I doubt that that even counts because last time I checked, cars had 4 wheels. Good.