Okay so obviously it's awesome that the Mavericks won last night. And obviously Ohio is pumped that they won because they want to castrate LeBron, but something caught my eye. News coming out of Cleveland today is saying that the governor of Ohio just made the entire Dallas Maverick team honorary members of Ohio. Uhh... woo? If there was one thing to make me genuinely sad after doing something as cool as winning the NBA Championship it would be being from Ohio. Picture it kinda like this: Imagine getting promoted to like CEO of your company. Awesome, right? Congrats man. Now imagine that once your family finds out the good news, your crazy, smelly, toothless aunt calls you up and says she's already on her way to move in with you because she's so happy. Ehhhh thanks but no thanks Auntie. Like can you just refuse something like this? Because that's exactly what I'd do. The Mavs are on cloud nine right now. Being an honorary Ohioan would bring them down to like cloud four at the least. Sucks to be awesome.
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