No offense to the Bruins game tonight but so far, marryyourpet.com has stolen my heart as the best part of the day. And of course by "stole my heart" I really mean made me throw up all over the computer, stagger into the kitchen, and cut off my leg because this shit is nuts. Not the good kind, either. Just straight up batshit insane. I'm all for loving pets and shit but straight up marrying them? I'm good thanks, I'll stick to human pussy, not a pussy's pussy.
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