Crack Head Decides To Do A Backflip Off The Roof Of A Two Story House For $1, Things Go Much Better Than Expected.... Just Kidding He's Probably Dead.

Aaaand let's get the scores from the judges! But seriously, if this is the kind of shit that you can convince a crackhead to do, it's kind of amazing that Whitney Houston lasted as long as she did, right? Like it astounds me that she died from a motel bathtub. So although she died, I'd chalk that up as a win.

I don't think I've ever seen a better example of Tebowing, either. Dude probably broke bones that he didn't even have, but does he give a fuck? Nope. Just Tebows like a boss... twice.

All this being said, sucks he didn't earn that dollar. Sure he might have got it out of pity, but he's gonna have to live the rest of his crack head life knowing that he didn't deserve that one dollar at all. Like if he has testicles left to produce semen, and one day he's lucky enough to put the semen in a girls vagina and kids pop out, he can't tell this story. Just can't be done. Because once he brings up the glorious moment that he won a dollar from his neighbor in the projects, all his kids will want to know how he did it. How Daddy pulled off a miraculous landing. How he re-wrote history, one jump at a time. What's he gonna say? "Wait, I don't have kids.... THIS CRACK IS THE BOMB YO!!!!!"