I'm no swagologist, but this just oozes swag. Nothing says marriage material quite like having trash flood out of your house into your backyard to the point where satellites can see them. Dude is the absolute alpha male of his neighborhood. Undisputed heavyweight champion of his street. My only question is how quickly does it take for chicks to climax? Has to be instantaneous, right? The possibility of fucking ontop of a mound of trashy trash is making me tingle in places it shouldn't tingle, so I can't even imagine actually witnessing it first hand.
This must be why I'm single. Nice.
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