And The Best Dad Of The Year Award Goes To.... The Guy Who Played Porn At His Kid's Birthday Party When They All Wanted To Watch The Smurfs!

Article from the Standard-Examiner (whatever the hell that is), can be found here. 

Honestly, this dude can talk about how "someone must have tampered with the DVD I rented!" and "it was an accident" until the cows come home, but who the fuck is he kidding? I mean not only was it 100% on purpose, but it sneaky may be the greatest birthday present to a kid of all time. Think about it. Until he dies, this Dad is gonna be the absolute coolest Dad in town. Little Jimmy is gonna grow up and people will want to hang out with him just because they're Dad is cool as fuck and let his kids watch people procreate. And don't even get me started on the fact that this shit was on a projector. This stuff is legendary. Wouldn't be surprised if it comes out at little Jimmy's wedding toast either. 

P.S. I can't help but wonder if the porn was just humans fucking or Smurfs fucking.. like if it were Smurfs bumping their little smurfy parts into Smurfette, this would have to be the greatest story of all time, right? Today is Valentine's Day and my brain is littered with shit like this. Fuck me.