Did You Hear The One Where A Kid Was In A Charity Event Called "Shop With A Cop" But Decided It Was A Good Idea To Steal $600 Worth Of Stuff Until He Promptly Got Caught By All The Police That Were Around?

Apparently this dude Timothy Clark did. Usually this is where I go on a witty rant shitting on this kid for shoving a bunch of random video game stuff into his shirt when he's hanging out with police, but you know what? I'm gonna give little Timmy here a free pass. A free one day, one-time only pass from Mom's Leftovers making fun of you. It's an honor, but only the dumbest of the dumb are qualified enough to receive it. Plus, I feel like Timmy wouldn't understand anything I say to shit on him in the first place. Wanna play Xbox bro?