Serial Pooper in Florida Keeping Middle Schools on Their Toes

Listen, people may ridicule, make fun of, or imprison this serial pooper, but I'm literally his biggest fan. Let me be the first one to officially stand behind my boy here. My balls are the size of avocados and I still don't have the balls to pull off something like this. Best part about it is his heroics aren't just that he runs around at night and takes shits all over the local middle schools. Nope. But the fact that he totally throws everything he learned from Shitting 101 out the window and standing straight up while he unloads the brown is nothing short of Greek God-like. So for this, I salute you, Serial Pooper. Keep on poopin' on.