Best Way To Quit Ever?

I've got to be honest with you here, if the Red Sox had just done this like last week everything would have been forgiven. No ifs ands or buts. Give me Lackey with a little drum, Beckett with some kind of wind instrument, and Crawford with some nice cymbals and you have yourself an accepted apology. Just like nothing ever happened. Except for the fact that we still don't have a GM or manager. Or a pitching staff. Or owners that care. Or the fact that everyone is playing golf right now.