Some Old Bitch Says Nintendo Is The Reason She Keeps Her Brain 'Sharp'

Oh, really Kit? The 'brain game' says your brain is as smart as a 64 year old? And you're PROUD of that?! I honestly wouldn't show my face anywhere, let alone put a video up on Youtube if I had a body that was 36 years older than my brain. Do you realize the technology we have today? I guarantee you we'll see people who are at least 112 years old doing flips and shit at the Olympics this summer. Not impressed.

Also, how 'sharp' is a 64 year old brain in the first place? What's considered 'sharp' here? If you can tell whether or not it's nighttime or daytime? Fucking joke. Stop wasting my batteries, Grandma, and start knitting me shit.

This Dude Makes Me Want To Give Birth So Badly, I Can Almost Taste It.. But Not Really Because I Think That Would Be Gross

Seriously, this guy needs a Purple Heart or whatever medal is given out for being the fucking man. Like before he grabbed the mic and went off, you can just tell that this room had as much fun in it as a concentration camp. It had to be. You know shit is bad when a legless chick (I'm rolling with it because I don't see any evidence of legs there) is literally about to create a brand new human being to run amok on the face of this earth, and she's just chilling on Facebook. Yikes. No TV. One other chick there for support. And then BAM, heart monitor to the fucking rescue!

I'm curious though- what's your favorite verse in this whole thing? Gotta be when he completely changes the dynamic of the song and throws in the delayed "mirror." line in there. Didn't see that one coming but I definitely didn't hate it.

These Are The Only 42 Seconds You Needed To Watch Of The Golden Globes Last Night

No, I'm not ashamed that I watched the Golden Globes last night. Yes, Ricky Gervais killed it. No, there weren't enough jokes about it being the 69th Golden Globes. Yes, I gave you the by far funniest line of the night so that you can go show your friends. Maybe Seth Rogen is the funniest guy in the world, maybe he was just being completely honest.

Asian Dude Blows Chunks All Over The Stage During Drum Solo, Doesn't Give A Fuck

First off, I don't know what the deal is with the recent influx of Asians here on Mom's Leftovers either, so don't even ask. But one thing I do know is that they're miles and miles ahead of our Caucasian brotherhood when it comes to viral videos.

This dude couldn't give less of a fuck and I absolutely love it. What's the one way to top your own kick-ass drum solo? Show everyone what you ate for dinner. Bam. Power move by my boy who's name I'm assuming is Konichiwa! Show 'em how it's done!

P.S. Who does the frizzy haired chick in the green think she is leaving her seat to go stare at Konichiwa like he's an alien? Uhh newsflash- he meant for that to happen. Fuckin' chicks, man. Always trying to be the center of attention.

The Funniest Video Of An Asian Reporter Screaming On A Slide You'll See All Day

$10 says the World Champion Masturbator was at the bottom. I'd scream too.