One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other..

Listen. I'd be lying if I told you I had heard of Nate Solder before a couple of hours ago. Now that I read about him I'm starting to like him, but hate to break it to you- kid can't grow a beard for his life. He's so babyfaced it's scary. The dude is 6'8" and he can't grow anything on his face? Normal freaks that are 6'8" probably grew beards in the 3rd grade so that scares the hell out of me. Just starting off on the wrong foot indefinitely. Everyone knows that to be an awesome offensive lineman for the Pats, you have to have an awesome beard. Not trying to say that I'm worried, but I'm worried.

P.S. I'm so good at this whole adding pictures thing! Sign me up at a picture posting company already!

HOCKEY!

Everything is right in the world.

Are The "hungry_birds" The Coolest Thing In The World Or What?

My vote is absofruitly they are. In case you guys somehow didn't know,  pretty much, some dude in like Latvia made a twitter account for birds. How do they tweet? They peck at that keyboard that's covered in bacon fat. Remember when I said that those eagles are my favorite things ever? Well ladies and gentlemen, I think it's safe to say that I just found my #2.

Thoroughly Disgusted

Can I be honest here? I think this is a ridicule-free zone. I don't get why people all over the world are jizzing over this royal wedding. I'm willing to give England the nod for being excited, but that's literally it. People waking up tomorrow at 4 in the morning to watch probably the most boring tradition event in human history just baffles me. First off, we have TiVo. Even if you don't, this shit'll literally be on the news for at least a year and a half. I'm sick of it.

So when I saw this picture of this douche that got the royal couple tattooed on his teeth it put me over the edge. Just couldn't take anymore. I'm literally writing this on my buddy's laptop right now because I threw mine out the window. Grow up dude, she'll probably die in a car crash in a couple years anyways (just running on pure stats here folks).

P.S. Way to wash your face man.

P.P.S. I could've sworn everyone in England had wooden teeth? Apparently I'm mistaken here? Learn something new everyday I guess.

Introducing: Robot Bunny

See this kinda stuff scares the shit out of me. First off, how could they possibly fathom naming this thing Joe. Being the cutest bunny in the world and having a name like Joe just wont get you anywhere. I'd rather take being a paraplegic than having my name be Joe. Speaking of paraplegic, how did it take them so long to notice/address that he couldn't use his back legs? I scoped that shit out immediately. At the 11 second mark I knew this thing was a two legged freak. Took them 30 seconds. Just saying. Okay and yeah it's adorable that this little kid and his dad made him a little rickshaw for his lazy legs. Adorable. But don't you think it being bright red and yellow is some sort of an issue? Forget Joe here looking like a stumbling McDonalds ad, how the hell is he supposed to stand 30 seconds in the wild with that thing? This will backfire, I can tell you that much. Once word gets out that Joe got a new pair of wheels, all the paraplegic mother fuckers will be hanging out in this kid's backyard. Pretty soon there are just gonna be little robot woodland creatures hobbling around all over the place. You heard it here first folks.