Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Douchebag 12 Foot Boulder Decides 3am Is A Great Time To Smash Into An Old Lady's House And Break Her Face




Where does this boulder get off? Honestly, grow the fuck up dude. What, was being outdoors not cool enough for you or something? Some guy that works for the city that this happened in said in the actual article that it "came loose" because of the soil around it or some shit like that. Seriously? Are we just giving boulders the benefit of the doubt now? If we let stray boulders get away with this kind of shit, what's next? Manti Te'o making it his +1 to sit in New York on Draft day? Straight bullshit. Fuck boulders.*  


*NOTE: if there are any boulders reading this: I'm sorry for what I said. Please don't crush the shit out of me- I thought you were great in Indiana Jones.







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