99 Year Old Dude Divorces His Wife Of 77 Years Because She Cheated On Him In The 1940's. This Happened.

(Note: this isn't actually the couple in question, but it's probably the couple in question)

This article can't be real, right? Assuming that this story is legitimate and not an April Fools joke that's months late, first things first, fuck the haters on this one. Like this bitch got caught red handed with letters? What does that even mean? Was she olden day sexting? Just tossing out letters to the world saying how she was showing her ankles in her bedroom then wait for like two weeks to get a response because it took the messenger boy that long to deliver the responses? Fuck that. My boy Antonio C. is totally justified here. Divorce that 96 year old bitch and hop back on the bachelor lifestyle for the 6 months that he has left. Power move.