Ladies And Gentlemen... Meet Rick Nadeau

I'm no biblical scholar here but I'm pretty sure that somewhere in Genesis, it talks about God creating Rick Nadeau. And then after that, it talked about how Rick stuffs dead squirrels and puts them in wicked sweet poses. In case some of you bastards are too lazy to click the link, and go through his website, here are some of the gems that I found: 

Is it weird that I'm salivating over these right now? If I don't have one of these, my life will be considered a failure. So in all honesty, I am now taking donations to get a little stuffed squirrel playing the banjo and smoking a pipe. Think of it as a sort of Mom's Leftovers mascot or something.. whatever justifies you giving me money, I'm cool with. Bye. 

Real Life Grinches Mess Up Grinch Decorations.. What?

I have so many questions for this article, it would make your head spin. Also, moving your neck muscles a certain way would probably make your head spin. But seriously, I don't know what to make of this? Are these people heroes or villains here? Here's my thought process. So someone destroyed the Grinch. That means they like Christmas. Boom. But on the other hand, a Christmas decoration is a Christmas decoration, right? So although it's the Grinch we're talking about here, it's still a decoration for the most wonderful time of the year. Sooo, the people who destroyed the Grinch are Grinches themselves, right? Somebody wanna help me out? Feel free to leave a comment down at the bottom of this, and any blog. It's super easy, and I'll love you. 

US Marine Offers Afghan Kids Some Pop Rocks.. While Doing His Herbert The Pervert From Family Guy Impression

Honestly, I love everything about this. Call me sappy, old fashioned, a flesh-eating ogre that smells like carrots, I don't care. This shit is exactly why I hate all the pussy protesters out there, and is the epitome of why America is awesome. This guy willingly chose to go to another country halfway across the world, be in danger of dying 24/7, all for complete strangers. To make our lives better each and every day. And not only that, but he's having a hell of a fun time doing it. Awesome stuff.

BREAKING NEWS: The Celtics Aren't Getting Kwame Brown Which Means We Don't Have To Worry About Liz Phair

Order is restored. All is well in Celtic Nation. Shalom in the home.

P.S. if you don't know what I'm talking about, click here

Mayor Of San Juan Goes Hard In His Christmas Picture!

Now in life, there are statements, and then there are statements. This, ladies and gentlemen, is a statement. Like, you want to get noticed for being the most badass mayor in all of Puerto Rico? This is exactly how you do it. You take a picture with a fucking leopard eating the shit out of an animal that I have no idea what it is, but gonna go ahead and say that its an antelope.BAM. That's a power move if I've ever seen one. I can smell a re-election all the way from here, muchacho!

P/S. And I'm no Spanish expert thanks to Ms. Lewis, but luckily, I went ahead and translated the random shit on the bottom for both of you reading this blog. Pretty sure it goes something like: "Have a Christmas before I attack your throat."