Some Guy Creates A "Smelly Cab" App, Which Creates A Confusion App In My Head

Let me start off by saying that I'm probably the number one fan of cool apps and shit like that. Which is funny because my phone is literally a piece of poop that just so happens to be able to make a phone call every once in a while. But yeah, I still love apps like Amy Winehouse loved drugs (too soon? cry about it). But when I heard that this guy made an app that let people rate the cleanliness of cabs, I was confused as hell. Like isn't the point of getting a cab to just roll the dice and see what you get? Call for a cab and hope that you're not sitting next to a toothless tranny for the next 10 minutes? Makes shit interesting. But nope, not this bullshit app. Just gonna take the mystery straight out of it like saying that the cowboys in Cowboys And Aliens end up winning at the end and Olivia Wilde is really an alien the whole time, but not the bad kind of alien so she's on the cowboy's side and kills herself so that the aliens leave them alone. See? Takes the whole fun out of it.

Plus, every taxi smells like butt hole, but if I had just said that, this blog would have been a sentence long. No fun.

Mexican Dude Catches A Fairy, Makes Bank.. I Think?

First thing's first I'm gonna be completely honest here and let you know that I have absolutely no idea what these people are saying. Took Spanish for one year in 8th grade and all I remember is pantalones. That being said, how can you not believe this bro? It's the classic, "I found a multicolored fairy and put it in a glass for safe-keeping, and now I'm gonna make a huge profit off of my neighbors who are poor as shit" deal. Sounds perfectly legit to me. I mean how can you possibly write this off as a fake when the sign posting prices to see a 2-D fairy is as professional as can be?

Just seems like if someone was committed enough to take the time out to go and get a top of the line sign for something like this, it's gotta be real. And plus, if red-bucket-hat kid is having a good time, I'm having a good time.